Office Lingo 2027 Desk Calendar

By Willow Creek Press
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Item # 202700009906

$18.99

Modern office vocabulary has accumulated a layer of business-speak that nobody outside the workplace would ever say aloud, with phrases like circle back, boil the ocean, drill down, kick the can, and ping you offline forming an entire dialect of conference-call English. The Office Lingo 2027 Desk Calendar from Willow Creek Press features daily corporate jargon translations, email decoder notes, fake bar charts and pie charts that lampoon the workplace, and tongue-in-cheek definitions for the phrases anyone who has sat through a Monday standup will instantly recognize.

  • Compact 6.18 x 5.43 inch desk box format with a tear-off page for every day of the year
  • 365 daily pages featuring office jargon translations, email decoders, fake charts, and corporate-speak humor in a daily desk format
  • Covers January 1 to December 31, 2027 with a fresh page for each weekday
  • Sturdy desk-friendly easel base lets each day stand upright on the desk
  • Compact footprint fits any work desk, kitchen counter, or nightstand; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks on a plastic-free cardboard easel

For anyone whose Outlook inbox already runs heavy on per my last email and as discussed and for cubicle dwellers who could use a daily reason to laugh at the workplace before another all-hands meeting. Each daily page tears off cleanly to reveal the next office quip underneath. The compact desk box footprint fits any work surface throughout the year.
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Item: 202700009906

Modern office vocabulary has accumulated a layer of business-speak that nobody outside the workplace would ever say aloud, with phrases like circle back, boil the ocean, drill down, kick the can, and ping you offline forming an entire dialect of conference-call English. The Office Lingo 2027 Desk Calendar from Willow Creek Press features daily corporate jargon translations, email decoder notes, fake bar charts and pie charts that lampoon the workplace, and tongue-in-cheek definitions for the phrases anyone who has sat through a Monday standup will instantly recognize.

  • Compact 6.18 x 5.43 inch desk box format with a tear-off page for every day of the year
  • 365 daily pages featuring office jargon translations, email decoders, fake charts, and corporate-speak humor in a daily desk format
  • Covers January 1 to December 31, 2027 with a fresh page for each weekday
  • Sturdy desk-friendly easel base lets each day stand upright on the desk
  • Compact footprint fits any work desk, kitchen counter, or nightstand; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks on a plastic-free cardboard easel

For anyone whose Outlook inbox already runs heavy on per my last email and as discussed and for cubicle dwellers who could use a daily reason to laugh at the workplace before another all-hands meeting. Each daily page tears off cleanly to reveal the next office quip underneath. The compact desk box footprint fits any work surface throughout the year.

  • ID: 202700009906
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  • By: Willow Creek Press
  • Format: Desk
  • Size Closed: 6.18 x 5.43
  • Size Open: 6.18 x 5.43
  • Grid Size: Small Square
  • Binding: Adhesive
  • Start Date: 1/1/2027
  • Time Span: 365 Day
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