Effin Birds 2026 Wall Calendar

By Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Item # 202600003248

$15.99

The Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar is your perfect companion for a year filled with laughter and cheeky bird-themed humor. Each month, delight in a unique combination of vintage bird illustrations and hilariously uncensored commentary that's sure to provoke a chuckle or a gasp. Designed by Andrews McMeel Publishing, this calendar is not only a tool for keeping track of important dates but also a conversation starter that adds a touch of irreverence to any room.

  • Dimensions: 12" x 12", opening to 12" x 24" for optimal viewing
  • Eco-friendly production with FSC certified paper and soy-based inks
  • Includes a planning spread for September?December 2025, perfect for early birds
  • Features generous grid space for appointments and reminders, starting each week on Sunday
  • Lists all major world holidays and moon phases, keeping you in sync with global and lunar events
  • Each month showcases a different, expletive-spouting bird, combining vintage aesthetics with modern humor

From the witty remarks of a goddamned delightful robin to the blunt musings of a charming jackass peacock, this calendar's audacious avian stars are here to guide you through 2026 with their unapologetically bold personalities. Whether it's for your home, office, or as a gift to someone with a good sense of humor, the Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar promises to keep you entertained all year long.

Start your year with a smile and a bit of attitude with the Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar. Order now and ensure you're ready to enjoy every moment of the upcoming year with a laugh!

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Item: 202600003248

The Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar is your perfect companion for a year filled with laughter and cheeky bird-themed humor. Each month, delight in a unique combination of vintage bird illustrations and hilariously uncensored commentary that's sure to provoke a chuckle or a gasp. Designed by Andrews McMeel Publishing, this calendar is not only a tool for keeping track of important dates but also a conversation starter that adds a touch of irreverence to any room.

  • Dimensions: 12" x 12", opening to 12" x 24" for optimal viewing
  • Eco-friendly production with FSC certified paper and soy-based inks
  • Includes a planning spread for September?December 2025, perfect for early birds
  • Features generous grid space for appointments and reminders, starting each week on Sunday
  • Lists all major world holidays and moon phases, keeping you in sync with global and lunar events
  • Each month showcases a different, expletive-spouting bird, combining vintage aesthetics with modern humor

From the witty remarks of a goddamned delightful robin to the blunt musings of a charming jackass peacock, this calendar's audacious avian stars are here to guide you through 2026 with their unapologetically bold personalities. Whether it's for your home, office, or as a gift to someone with a good sense of humor, the Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar promises to keep you entertained all year long.

Start your year with a smile and a bit of attitude with the Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar. Order now and ensure you're ready to enjoy every moment of the upcoming year with a laugh!

  • ID: 202600003248
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  • By: Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Format: Wall
  • Size Closed: 12 x 12
  • Binding: Stapled
  • Start Date: 12/31/2025
  • Time Span: 12-month Standard
  • UPC: 50837474222