Fck It Floral 2027 Wall Calendar

By Willow Creek Press
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Item # 202700010202

$17.99

F*ck It Floral 2027 Wall Calendar wraps cathartic, salty self-talk in pretty hand-painted florals, with the cover line When You're Fresh Out of F*cks setting the tone, from Willow Creek Press. Each spread layers blossoms, leaves, and berries around a hand-lettered affirmation in the spirit of Calm the F*ck Down, Namaste F*ckers, Don't F*ck With Me I F*ck Back, and Let's Keep the Dumbf*ckery to a Minimum Today. The painterly palette runs warm pinks, deep teals, and dusty plums, soft enough to land as a gift, sharp enough not to drift into precious territory.

  • Large 12 x 12 inch format opens to 12 x 24 inches for easy wall display
  • Twelve monthly pages featuring hand-lettered profanity affirmations wrapped in painterly illustrated florals, including lines like Calm the F*ck Down, Namaste F*ckers, and Don't F*ck With Me I F*ck Back
  • Covers January to December 2027 with a bonus planning page featuring six mini monthly grids
  • Spacious daily grids with room to write appointments, birthdays, and events
  • Easy-hang design fits any home, office, or workspace; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks and plastic-free packaging

It is built for the friend who handles stress with sarcasm and coffee, the breakroom that needs more honesty, and the therapist's office that already has the matching mug. Slip it into a Galentine's gift, hand it over at a job-change party, or hang it in your own kitchen for the days that need it.
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Item: 202700010202

F*ck It Floral 2027 Wall Calendar wraps cathartic, salty self-talk in pretty hand-painted florals, with the cover line When You're Fresh Out of F*cks setting the tone, from Willow Creek Press. Each spread layers blossoms, leaves, and berries around a hand-lettered affirmation in the spirit of Calm the F*ck Down, Namaste F*ckers, Don't F*ck With Me I F*ck Back, and Let's Keep the Dumbf*ckery to a Minimum Today. The painterly palette runs warm pinks, deep teals, and dusty plums, soft enough to land as a gift, sharp enough not to drift into precious territory.

  • Large 12 x 12 inch format opens to 12 x 24 inches for easy wall display
  • Twelve monthly pages featuring hand-lettered profanity affirmations wrapped in painterly illustrated florals, including lines like Calm the F*ck Down, Namaste F*ckers, and Don't F*ck With Me I F*ck Back
  • Covers January to December 2027 with a bonus planning page featuring six mini monthly grids
  • Spacious daily grids with room to write appointments, birthdays, and events
  • Easy-hang design fits any home, office, or workspace; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks and plastic-free packaging

It is built for the friend who handles stress with sarcasm and coffee, the breakroom that needs more honesty, and the therapist's office that already has the matching mug. Slip it into a Galentine's gift, hand it over at a job-change party, or hang it in your own kitchen for the days that need it.

  • ID: 202700010202
  • Edition ID:
  • By: Willow Creek Press
  • Format: Wall
  • Size Closed: 12 x 12
  • Size Open: 12 x 24
  • Grid Size: Large Square
  • Binding: Stapled
  • Start Date: 1/1/2027
  • Time Span: 12 Month
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