Make Every Day Your Bitch 2027 Wall Calendar

By Willow Creek Press
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Item # 202700010157

$17.99

Make Every Day Your Bitch 2027 Wall Calendar wraps salty self-talk in pretty hand-drawn florals, pairing whimsical bouquets and songbirds with monthly affirmations that swear like your funniest friend. Lines run from I Came, I Saw, I Made It Awkward to Welcome to Adulthood, I Hope You Like Ibuprofen, with a few Be the Best, F- the Rest moments mixed in. The pastel florals soften the language enough that the kit lands as a gift rather than a slap, while the language keeps it from drifting into saccharine territory.

  • Large 12 x 12 inch format opens to 12 x 24 inches with stapled binding for easy wall display
  • Twelve monthly pages featuring salty illustrated affirmations on whimsical floral backgrounds, with monthly one-liners like I Came I Saw I Made It Awkward, Welcome to Adulthood I Hope You Like Ibuprofen, and Be the Best F-the Rest
  • Covers January to December 2027 with a bonus planning page featuring six mini monthly grids
  • Spacious daily grids with room to write appointments, birthdays, and events
  • Easy-hang design fits any home, office, or workspace; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks and plastic-free packaging

It is built for the friend who runs on iced coffee and dry humor, the coworker who quotes The Office at meetings, and the therapist whose waiting room could use a little more honesty. Slip it into a Galentine's gift bag, hand it over at a divorce-celebration dinner, or hang it in your own kitchen where the dog ignores you and the kids forget to flush.
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Item: 202700010157

Make Every Day Your Bitch 2027 Wall Calendar wraps salty self-talk in pretty hand-drawn florals, pairing whimsical bouquets and songbirds with monthly affirmations that swear like your funniest friend. Lines run from I Came, I Saw, I Made It Awkward to Welcome to Adulthood, I Hope You Like Ibuprofen, with a few Be the Best, F- the Rest moments mixed in. The pastel florals soften the language enough that the kit lands as a gift rather than a slap, while the language keeps it from drifting into saccharine territory.

  • Large 12 x 12 inch format opens to 12 x 24 inches with stapled binding for easy wall display
  • Twelve monthly pages featuring salty illustrated affirmations on whimsical floral backgrounds, with monthly one-liners like I Came I Saw I Made It Awkward, Welcome to Adulthood I Hope You Like Ibuprofen, and Be the Best F-the Rest
  • Covers January to December 2027 with a bonus planning page featuring six mini monthly grids
  • Spacious daily grids with room to write appointments, birthdays, and events
  • Easy-hang design fits any home, office, or workspace; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks and plastic-free packaging

It is built for the friend who runs on iced coffee and dry humor, the coworker who quotes The Office at meetings, and the therapist whose waiting room could use a little more honesty. Slip it into a Galentine's gift bag, hand it over at a divorce-celebration dinner, or hang it in your own kitchen where the dog ignores you and the kids forget to flush.

  • ID: 202700010157
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  • By: Willow Creek Press
  • Format: Wall
  • Size Closed: 12 x 12
  • Size Open: 12 x 24
  • Grid Size: Large Square
  • Binding: Stapled
  • Start Date: 1/1/2027
  • Time Span: 12 Month
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