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Stupidest Things Ever Said Desk Calendar

By Workman Publishing

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Item # prod201500001729

$14.99 $3.74 $14.99 $15.99

Popular calendar title | A year of foot-in-mouth moments | Printed on high-quality paper | Features easy tear-off pages daily

A whole new, hilarious year of foot-in-mouth moments, celebrity air headedness, and shocking ignorance. Politicians, celebrities, CEOs, athletes—between the unhinged talk-show interviews and the Twitter rants, you’d think they’d learn when to zip their lips! Not so, and lucky for us, because the laughs abound. Every day of this bestselling calendar features a hilarious quote that will live on forever in the hall of fame of utter idiocy. Al Gore throwing shade: A zebra cannot change its spots. Sportscaster Ray French narrating a ballgame: And he’s got the icepack on his groin there, so it’s possibly not the old shoulder injury. . . . Plus face palm-inducing examples, like the news headline: FUTURE IS COMING, ACADEMICS PREDICT.

Small but impactful, this desk calendar is perfect to brighten up even the smallest of spaces offering a pop of personality and quick monthly reference. Fresh, fun, and exceptionally stylish, this calendar features a built-in easel and is perfect for display on even the most space-challenged desktop, table, or bookshelf. Challenge yourself throughout the year or give this calendar as a gift to a friend.

  • Popular calendar title!
  • A year of foot-in-mouth moments
  • Printed on high-quality paper
  • Features easy tear-off pages daily
  • Includes easel backing for display
  • Features tips, quotes, trivia and more
  • Stay organized and on track all year
  • Give as a gift for any occasion
  • Great for families, students, and professionals
  • Perfect for the tabletop or desk

Rave Reviews

"Though I haven't used it yet, I know that this calendar will not fail to entertain. I get this calendar every year, and spend many days laughing at the outrageous statements made by people. It brightens even the darkest days. You absolutely cannot go wrong with this calendar." -Yvette Gilmore

About Workman Publishing Company

Workman Publishing is an innovator in calendar publishing. For more than forty years, the revolutionary Page-A-Day calendar has dominated the industry and is now synonymous with the Workman name. Workman calendars are bestsellers and have been from the beginning: The Page-A-Day Calendar line has combined over 98 million copies sold since they first hit the market. Workman’s #1 bestseller, 365 Cats Page-A-Day, has sold more than 10.4 million copies since its debut in 1990. Starting with the 2021 calendar line, Workman announces the next big step—a new, eco-friendly design for the entire Page-A-Day Calendar line. Gone is the plastic backer; in its place, a sturdy cardboard stand. Each calendar is now printed on FSC-certified paper. There is no shrinkwrap. The result is a calendar that is 100% recyclable. Each one of the titles for 2021 embodies Workman’s core values of creativity, craftsmanship, integrity—and now sustainability. From long-established partners, like Audubon and Sandra Boynton, to recent ones, including The New York Times, Atlas Obscura, Flow, and Rick Steves’ Europe, Workman matches customers with brands and ideas they love and love to see, year after year.

Why Calendars?

Do you need some daily inspiration or just a good laugh to start your day? Start every day off fresh with one of the many 365 day desk calendars available. These charming day by day calendars are a great way to keep track of the date and eager to see what tomorrow holds. Whether you enjoy encouraging messages, learning a new language, snarky quotes, adorable animals, trivia, puzzles or Bible verses, there is a daily desk calendar for you. Decorate your office cubicle, kitchen counter, or any other spot where a box calendar will fit! The best way to start the day is with one of our many Page-a-Day Calendars or a stunning Gallery desk calendar available in many sizes and page formats. Tear off the page on an adhesive bound calendar or change to the next day with one of our many loose-leaf calendars. Save your favorite messages, comics, or images for later use. You can enjoy a new image or quote every day of the week! Calendars.com has a large selection that is sure to please everyone.


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Item: prod201500001729

Popular calendar title | A year of foot-in-mouth moments | Printed on high-quality paper | Features easy tear-off pages daily

A whole new, hilarious year of foot-in-mouth moments, celebrity air headedness, and shocking ignorance. Politicians, celebrities, CEOs, athletes—between the unhinged talk-show interviews and the Twitter rants, you’d think they’d learn when to zip their lips! Not so, and lucky for us, because the laughs abound. Every day of this bestselling calendar features a hilarious quote that will live on forever in the hall of fame of utter idiocy. Al Gore throwing shade: A zebra cannot change its spots. Sportscaster Ray French narrating a ballgame: And he’s got the icepack on his groin there, so it’s possibly not the old shoulder injury. . . . Plus face palm-inducing examples, like the news headline: FUTURE IS COMING, ACADEMICS PREDICT.

Small but impactful, this desk calendar is perfect to brighten up even the smallest of spaces offering a pop of personality and quick monthly reference. Fresh, fun, and exceptionally stylish, this calendar features a built-in easel and is perfect for display on even the most space-challenged desktop, table, or bookshelf. Challenge yourself throughout the year or give this calendar as a gift to a friend.

  • Popular calendar title!
  • A year of foot-in-mouth moments
  • Printed on high-quality paper
  • Features easy tear-off pages daily
  • Includes easel backing for display
  • Features tips, quotes, trivia and more
  • Stay organized and on track all year
  • Give as a gift for any occasion
  • Great for families, students, and professionals
  • Perfect for the tabletop or desk

Rave Reviews

"Though I haven't used it yet, I know that this calendar will not fail to entertain. I get this calendar every year, and spend many days laughing at the outrageous statements made by people. It brightens even the darkest days. You absolutely cannot go wrong with this calendar." -Yvette Gilmore

About Workman Publishing Company

Workman Publishing is an innovator in calendar publishing. For more than forty years, the revolutionary Page-A-Day calendar has dominated the industry and is now synonymous with the Workman name. Workman calendars are bestsellers and have been from the beginning: The Page-A-Day Calendar line has combined over 98 million copies sold since they first hit the market. Workman’s #1 bestseller, 365 Cats Page-A-Day, has sold more than 10.4 million copies since its debut in 1990. Starting with the 2021 calendar line, Workman announces the next big step—a new, eco-friendly design for the entire Page-A-Day Calendar line. Gone is the plastic backer; in its place, a sturdy cardboard stand. Each calendar is now printed on FSC-certified paper. There is no shrinkwrap. The result is a calendar that is 100% recyclable. Each one of the titles for 2021 embodies Workman’s core values of creativity, craftsmanship, integrity—and now sustainability. From long-established partners, like Audubon and Sandra Boynton, to recent ones, including The New York Times, Atlas Obscura, Flow, and Rick Steves’ Europe, Workman matches customers with brands and ideas they love and love to see, year after year.

Why Calendars?

Do you need some daily inspiration or just a good laugh to start your day? Start every day off fresh with one of the many 365 day desk calendars available. These charming day by day calendars are a great way to keep track of the date and eager to see what tomorrow holds. Whether you enjoy encouraging messages, learning a new language, snarky quotes, adorable animals, trivia, puzzles or Bible verses, there is a daily desk calendar for you. Decorate your office cubicle, kitchen counter, or any other spot where a box calendar will fit! The best way to start the day is with one of our many Page-a-Day Calendars or a stunning Gallery desk calendar available in many sizes and page formats. Tear off the page on an adhesive bound calendar or change to the next day with one of our many loose-leaf calendars. Save your favorite messages, comics, or images for later use. You can enjoy a new image or quote every day of the week! Calendars.com has a large selection that is sure to please everyone.


  • ID: prod201500001729
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  • By: Workman Publishing
  • Format: Desk
  • Size Closed: 6.12 x 5.5
  • Size Open: 6.12 x 5.5
  • Grid Size: Jumbo
  • Binding: Adhesive
  • Start Date: 1/1/2020
  • Time Span: 365 Day
  • Features: Eco-friendly easel backing for display
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