Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If Desk Calendar: Rednecks—they have grease under their toenails and bumper stickers on their coffee tables. They use ranch dressing more than three times a day, and their belt buckles are bigger than their heads. And the funny thing? They're probably a neighbor, a relative, a coworker, or even a close buddy. The daily Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be a Redneck If... 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar filled with Jeff Foxworthy's best redneck jokes will make spotting those around you who think that a lavatory is a breed of dog or that a perfect day involves NASCAR, nachos, and napping a no-brainer even if the only book in your house is a matchbook.
